life is so short, and oh so sweet

hulah: reasons why i would be a good girlfriend: 1. you don’t have to worry about other guys trying...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:14:58 -0400

reasons why i would be a good girlfriend:
1. you don’t have to worry about other guys trying to steal me
2. ???????
3. ¿¿¿¿

mondoleon: guten tag

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:13:25 -0400

mondoleon:

guten tag

fluidexchange: “You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many days...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:13:01 -0400

fluidexchange:

“You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles, you’ll love her.”

killself: visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:09:59 -0400

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:09:20 -0400

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:39:53 -0400

getoffmybloghoe: My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:26:58 -0400

getoffmybloghoe:

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

methlabrador: [tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:26:40 -0400

methlabrador:

[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall

whorville: Try not to be better than me at anything

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:25:59 -0400

whorville:

Try not to be better than me at anything

Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:21:14 -0400

yugoslavic: i wonder if dogs know that theyre called dogs

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:20:49 -0400

yugoslavic:

i wonder if dogs know that theyre called dogs

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:37:05 -0400

i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

pastelbat: The only dates i get are updates

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:36:42 -0400

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

edsdick: butthurtbandboys: white lips pale face i wonder how niall’s dick tastes i wonder what...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:30:01 -0400

edsdick:

butthurtbandboys:

white lips pale face i wonder how niall’s dick tastes

i wonder what would ed do if he knew how many times we’ve murdered this lyric

textpoops: So glad I’m 18 I’m going to look at porn for the first time ever

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:31:37 -0400

textpoops:

So glad I’m 18 I’m going to look at porn for the first time ever

thetowndrugdealer: I’m perfect

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:05:34 -0400

thetowndrugdealer:

I’m perfect

i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:28 -0400

i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care

theanti90smovement: the only running i do is away from my responsibilities

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:42:33 -0400

theanti90smovement:

the only running i do is away from my responsibilities

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:04:04 -0400

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

projects at the end of the school year

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:53:58 -0400

projects at the end of the school year